Archive for November, 2008

Chuck F. Answers asked:


The other week when I was playing bingo with all of the other people, this very attractive girl shouted BINGO! My name is bingo. Does this mean that she is a Russian, because I don’t trust Russians? Please help me because we’re married and I don’t want my son to make friend with American. Last year we went to vacation place and she went sad. How do I repair?

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amorphous_24 asked:


This particularly happens with me in relationship with girls..I am called for any damn problem they have..and bingo, most of the time I solve them with total modesty..this is possibly forgotten..I dont see the due respect and support in their transaction, when I feel I need it..

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catz asked:


Irish Bingo

A young girl from Donegal leaves home to find work in the bright lights
of London.

She comes home 6 months later and steps out of a taxi wearing a
full-length mink coat.
“Begorrah, Colleen,” says her mother. “Tis a lovely soft coat yer
wearin’ an’ it looks so expensive. Where did ye get that?”

Colleen replies, “Sure now, I won it at the bingo. Don’t they have
wonderful prizes in London?”

When the weekend’s over, Colleen returns to the bright lights, but she’s
back to visit her mom a few months later. This time, when she steps out
of the taxi, she’s wearing a beautiful gold wristwatch and a large
diamond ring.

Same exchange with Mom…same “Won it at bingo!”

Colleen returns to the bright lights again. A few months later, she’s
back. This time she’s sporting a beautiful emerald and diamond necklace
with matching bracelet and earrings.
She hands her mother 1,000 pounds and explains that she won it all in
bingo. Then she asks Mom to run her a bath as she needs to freshen up.
When Colleen gets to the washroom, there’s only a quarter inch of hot
water in the bathtub. Colleen, a wee bit peeved at her Mom being so
cheap with the hot water after being handed 1,000 pounds, calls
downstairs,”Mom! sure now, didn’t I ask you to run me a bath? There’s
only a quarter inch of water in the tub!”

“Indade there is, me darlin,” replies her Mom. “But we don’t want ta be
gettin’ yer bingo card wet now, do we?”

You can never fool Mom.
well, you see she’s sittin’ on her “bingo card”…maybe this isn’t that great….

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Reserved asked:


without causing a huge scene?

You know how those youngsters can be…. we’ve been playing for years and take our Bingo very seriously. Now these kids are coming in almost every week.

One of the kids bangs his marker so hard on his card that the whole table shakes, one time the marker actually exploded and ink went everywhere - even hit the wall!

Another time, this guy and girl took turns dabbing EACH OTHER until they were completely covered in ink.

Worst of all, they purposely knock down people’s collections of dabbers or good luck charms in a very sneaky “accidental looking” way.

We are fed up, but don’t know what to do … we are afraid if we say something, they’ll get mad at us and rob us in the parking lot if we win … as it is we’re already afraid they would rob us anyway.

This used to be a proper activity in a proper town with upstanding citizens, how did we rid it of these vermon?